|Having fun with the news...
||[Apr. 21st, 2010|11:25 pm]
|||||Danzig - Mother||]|
Sometimes at work I get bored. Very bored. Especially on lunch breaks.
Sometimes at work I read the herald. And wonder how the crap they can get away with publishing some stories 'sometimes'.
And on the odd occasion I'll feel compelled to edit a few articles with a pen. Case in point, a certain article in today's herald which, once looking upon the details, could have been a heck of a lot shorter.
( iPod warning after cyclist killed in crash with trainCollapse )
...somehow, I don't think what was in that persons ears was really to blame...I'm thinking it was the utter lack of anything in between them. But apparently the front page needs to be fleshed out somehow. Woo-fucking-hoo.
Also, this caught the attention of the part of my brain firmly rooted in the gutter...
"Eight arrested after gang probe."
Also...my body really fucking hates me...ugh. =/